Family Guy Porn Story: Quagmires Story Chapter 2

Family Guy Porn Story: Quagmires Story Chapter 2

I have no claim to Rush
Hour 2. Play Boy Magazine, or Star Wars.

Quagmires Story Part II

Stewies Evil
Scheme

The letter from
Quagmire was received just a few days after he had sent it in the
mail. (Which is idiotic because he lives next door to her.) Stewie
read the letter after Lois had set it on the dinner table walking up
the stairs in disgust to wash off her hands after touching the
letter. The letter repulsed Stewie, but then an evil scheme popped
into his head.

So
our horny neighbor Quagmire wants to play a game of twister with Lois
kinky style. (If you know what I mean.) Well, I could either use his
knowledge to throw more crazy and wild sexy parties, or I could use
his Charm to have Lois suffer a faith worse than death.
Stewie laughed evilly.

Then
Chris came running through the kitchen screaming about an evil monkey
in his closet. Stewie shouted in an angry voice Chris shut up
about that damn monkey. You know what Im taking care of this right
now.

Stewie
walked up to Chriss room, busted open the door and there was a
monkey smoking a joint while looking through some PLAY CHIMP
magazines. Then Stewie shut the door. There was a loud shriek, then
the two of them came out of the room, the two were shaking hands.
Now your going to go to this physiatrist to help you work out your
problems with your wife correct? asked Stewie. The monkey answered
with a shriek and shook his head. Then Stewie stole the monkeys
wallet and left.

Stewie
reached the bottom of the steps and pulled out a white card from the
monkeys wallet. Stewie said happily Theres my secret ninja
closet access card and thirty dollars. Stewie stuck the thirty
dollars in his diaper. Lets hope Lois doesnt go back to jail
again anytime soon or this money wont last long because that
overweight buffoon wont change my damn diaper. Then Stewie entered
his room. Walked up to his closet turned the doorknob twice to the
left, once to the right, then once more to the left. After a computer
voice asked for a password. Stewie responded, Blast you vile
woman. The computer responded to the password with Enter.

Stewie
walked into a dark room and began to speak in Japanese. Then Jackie
Chan popped out of the curtains. He began yelling out incorrect
English using poor grammar. Then Chris Tucker came out from behind
the same curtain and yelled in a strange high pitch-black voice. Do
you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth? Then
Jackie and Chris disappeared into the darkness arguing about going to
Los Angeles or going to save Jackies uncle. Then Stewie continued
forward. A Dark voice spoke out You have come far my son. You must
use the force to feed your dark side. The Sith shall rise again! We
will crush the rebels! Stewie interrupted and said Ok Darth
Vader, take a chill pill. Im just going to kick Quagmires ass
then give him an option of dying or having sex with Lois. So let me
think of the right words. SHUT UP!

To
be continued

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