Family Guy Porn Story: Problems with Lois – Chapter 1

Chapter 1

(Disclaimer:
I do not own any of the characters mentioned in this story.)

How did you forget yet another one of our
anniversaries, Peter? asked Lois on the day of their anniversary.
It was 1:00 A.M, and Peter had just came in. Wait Lois, I… I
can explain. Said Peter. So there I…

Hold
the phone! yells Brian, as him and Stewie came in the room,
pulling up chairs next to the spot where Peter was. Oh God, weve
got to hear this one. Said Stewie. I can just hear it.
Hilaaaaarious!

Ha
Ha Ha…Ha! Peter said sarcastically. Very funny. Anyway, so
there I was, in the middle of the Drunken Clam. Boy, we got so drunk
that night we couldnt tell up from down. They all let us get to
our maximum drunkenness, and then they kidnapped us Lois, KIDNAPPED
US! But we were too strong.

They
went into a flashback, where Peter and the others were being led into
an abandoned warehouse, with rusty pipes laid everywhere. Then
Unexpectedly,

Peter
broke out of the shackles he was in, picked up one of the pipes on
the ground and beat the guards bloody and senseless. They all ran
away, and exited the flashback.

Well,
that would explain the blood on your shirt Lois said as she saw
Peters shirt.

Yeah,
it would, said Peter in awe. You know, I

Or
maybe you were playing with one of my tampons again! she yelled.

Then
they went into another flashback, except this time they were at the
Drunken Clam, and everybody was drunk, lying on the floor.

Hey
Quagmire, I got one of my wifes tampons! He said drunkenly, and
everybody started cheering. Then they exited the flashback.

Peter,
this is it! Lois began. Im sick of you forgetting everything
thats ever mattered to me! Im moving out!

Peter
started yelling out the door.

Aww,
Lois. Dont be such a b! Im sorry. I didnt mean it. I
just got a littleb!