Family Guy Porn Story: Meg’s Boyfriend – Chapter 7
Chapter
7:
Movies
and Strip Poker
At
the Quahog mall, Meg and Zack are the clothing store looking for a
new dress. Zack was paying for it. Little did they know, Lois and
Peter where spying on them withing one of the clothes holders.
“How
about… this one?” asked Meg.
“Nah,
too skanky,” said Zack.
“What’s
so skanky about it?” asked Meg.
“Britany
Spears once wore one like that,” said Zack.
“Eww,”
said Meg as she slowly put it away.
Meanwhile
in the clothes holder…
“It’s
been an hour already! When are they gonna talk about last night?”
asked Lois in frustration.
“Lois
this is boring,” said Peter, “Wait, I got it! We’ll play I
spy.”
“Peter,
this is no time for games,” said Lois.
“C’mon,
It’ll be fun,” said Peter.
“Oh
fine,” said Lois, “You go first.”
“Okay.
I spy with my eye, something in the room that’s… blue. Guess what
it is,” said Peter.
“Peter,
all I see are clothes,” said Lois.
“Just
guess.”
“Fine
is the blue turtleneck shirt?”
“Nooooope!”
“Those
blue jeans?”
“Noooooope!”
The
blue jersey?”
“Noooooope!”
“Dammit
Peter! Every f#cking piece of clothing in this clothes holder is
either blue or has blue on it!”
“Yes…
But which one?” asked Peter.
“AAAARGH!!!”
(Back
to the store)
“What
was that?” asked Meg.
“I
dunno,” said Zack, “Kinda sounded like your mom. Anyway can
we go now? We’ve been searching for an hour.”
“Well
we wound be gone if someone would stop criticising every dress I
wore,” said Meg.
“Sorry,
but I don’t really want my girlfriend dressing up like a hooker,”
said Zack.
“Girlfriend?”
asked Lois.
“Anyway,
after this, maybe you can help me pick out some underwear,” said
Meg slyly.
“Whoa!
Let’s not go there,” said Zack, “Remember, we said we would
not tempt each other for sex until you turned 18.”
“Okay,
then we’ll go to the movies instead,” said Meg as she and Zack
walked to the counter.
(back
inside the clothes holder)
“Peter,
I think they became a couple last night!” said Lois, “Meg
is dating a 20 year old.”
“Did
you guess what it was?” asked Peter.
“Are
you still on that game,” asked Lois in annoyance, “Our
daughter is involved in statutory rape. Come one!”
“Okay,
it was the blue khakis,” said Peter as he and Lois headed out,
“And the term is Statutory surprise sex. And they did say they
weren’t actually having sex.”
“Still,
he’s too old for Meg,” said Lois, “I want her with someone
close to her age.”
“Like,
who? What teenager in Quahog would want to go out with Meg other than
Niel Goldman? I say as long as she’s happy we should leave it at
that.”
“Wait,
are you CARING about Meg?” asked Lois.
“What?
Can’t a father care about the feelings of his own daughter every once
in a while?” said Peter.
“You
didn’t care when you threw her out of the house,” said Lois.
“I
said every once in a while, not every damn day,” said Peter.
“Your
probably right, Peter. But I want to check on them at the movies. I
don’t want any funny stuff happening,” said Lois.
Later
at the movies, Meg and Zack were watching some romance movie that she
really wanted to watch. This made Zack and Peter(who was with Lois
spying on them) uncomfortable since it wasn’t manly.
“Are
there any explosions?” asked Zack.
“No,”
said Meg.
“Any
cool fight scenes?”
“No.”
“Any
scene where the main character acts like a drunken retard?”
“No.”
“Any
gun fights or sword fights?”
“No.”
“ANY
violence at all?”
“No.”
“Then
why the hell am I watching this crap?!?!” asked Zack as he got
up to leave.
“Because
you love me?” said Meg.
“Oh,
right,” said Zack as he sat down and held Meg’s hand.
“So
what are they doing now?” asked Peter as he shoved popcorn into
his mouth.
“I
think they’re holding hands,” said Lois.
“No
I mean the couple in the movie,” asked Peter.
“Who
cares?!?!” said Lois.
“Then
why the hell did you make me spend 8 bucks on a movie you weren’t
even going to watch?” asked Peter.
“So
we can spy on Meg and Zack,” answered Lois.
“Oh,
right.”
About
two hours later near the end of the movie the lead female is dying in
a coma. The leaqd male comes in trying to tell her how he felt about
her, but it is too late and she is gone. Zack and Meg are both
crying.
“That
was just so sad,” said Zack as he sobbed.
“I
remember being like that girl,” said Meg, “Alone and
unloved. I always thought that I would never find true love until the
very last seconds of my life. Meeting you was the best thing to ever
happen to me.”
In
the back rows, Lois had heard this.
“I
can’t break them up,” said Lois, “Zack may be her only
chancce for true love or else she might become lonely forever. Let’s
go, Peter. Umm, Peter?”
“This
is just so sad!” sobbed Peter.
“Come
on! Peter,” said Lois as she dragged Peter from out of the
theatre.
Later
at the Griffin house, Zack and Meg walked into the living where Lois
and Peter were.
“Hi,
you two,” said Lois, “So what took you so long?”
“We
were just at the mall,” said Meg as she looked at Zack and
smiled, “And nowhere else.”
“You
two don’t have to lie to us,” said Lois, “You were at the
movies.”
“Uh
oh,” said Zack, “Listen, Lois, we weren’t trying to…”
“Look,
it’s okay, Zack,” said Lois, “I understand that you two are
in love. You two just want to start a harmless relationship, but your
age differences will make it hard. That’s why I want to help keep it
a secret.”
“Thank
you, mom,” said Lois, “And what does dad think?”
“Well
he said-“
“I
said it was sick and wrong, but I promised your mother I wouldn’t do
jack squat about it,” said Peter.
“But
Peter, didn’t you say-?” asked Lois.
“Ixnay,
Lois.” said Peter, “Anyway, I wonder how Brian, Stewie, and
Chris are?”
They
then walked up to Stewie’s room where they saw Stewie, Chris and
Brian playing strip poker. Chris and Stewie are in their underwear,
while Brian isn’t since he’s always naked.
“Holy
Crap! Why the hell are you guys playing strip poker?!?!” asked
Peter.
“It’s
a long story,” said Chris.
End
Chapter.