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Family Guy Porn Story: Starring Chris Griffin – Chapter 3

Family Guy Porn Story: Starring Chris Griffin – Chapter 3

(Cut to Chris and Lois coming home)

Lois:I think youre really doing well Chris.

Chris in a different voice:Thank you mother.

Brian:Wow you really worked wonders with him.

Lois:Acutally for times sake he just had a fast character change

Brian: Right

(Peter and Stewie come in)

Peter in a sarcastic voice to Chris:Hello other son.

Brian:What the hell has gotten into you.

Peter:Ive just realized my intelligent seamin skipped a child.

(Cut to Seamin)

Intellignet one:I say what happened to Fredrick.

Another intelligent one:Peter sold him to the sperm bank in order to get concert tickets.

Retarded seamin:I swam real far and saw poop

Intelligent seamin:Indeed

(flashback)

Peter:Ive had a great time hanging out with Stewie(cut to Stewie in car with Peter)

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Family Guy Porn Story: Meg and Chris Bonding

Family Guy Porn Story: Meg and Chris Bonding

Meg had just gotten back from school and as she climbed the stairs she heard a noise coming from her brother Chris’ room.  His bedroom door was ajar so she pushed it open just a little bit more.  Meg’s eyes widened as she beheld the sight of her brother Chris who was lying on his bed with his massive 12 inch cock in his hand masturbating and mumbling her name.

It had only been recently that they had discovered the desire to share their bodies with one another.  Meg had held back her incestuous thoughts for fear of offending her bother who she’d loved only to find out that he was interested in her as well.  Meg stood at the end of   Chris’ bed and felt the wetness growing between her legs in her young cunt.  A warm flush started in meg’s belly and spread through her whole body to her young tight wet hairless cunt.  Chris’ eyes were closed while his hand stroked his 12 inch long monster cock.

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Family Guy Porn Story: Da Bang Chapter 1

Family Guy Porn Story: Da Bang Chapter 1

Disclaimer: I dont own Family Guy…. But I do own this story, so for this
period of time I will be in control… MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! Ahem, Enjoy….

Part 1: After New Quohog

(Scene: The beginning of The Outer Limits)
Me: Do not try to adjust your computer screen,
(Shows Zombie Stewie)
Me: I am typing the words correctly… Right? Am I???!!! WHY WONT YOU ANSWER
ME???????!!!!!!!!!!!
(Peters skeleton comes)
Peter: Youre more annoying than Randy Newman, JUST SHUT THE HELL UP AND
GET ON WITH THE SHOW ALREADY!!!!! We get paid! But, I dont mean like get
it on with the tape…
Me: I dont get paid for writing this, and youre not getting paid either…
This is The Fatter Limits! (I stick out my tongue)
Peter: HEY! (Runs over trying to punch me)
(I kill him, although hes already dead)
Me: Just roll the tape!

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Family Fellow Porno Story: Da Smash – Chapter Three

Family Fellow Porno Story: Da Smash – Chapter Three

Da Bang Ch. 3

YAY! Its
finally here! I just saw Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story, and let me
tell you, it was hilarious! Well, I guess Ill take some stuff
from the movie! Onto the story!

Disclaimer: I dont own Family Guy.

Pt. 3
The Recreator-er.-er

All of a
sudden the Griffins heard a voice. Well, if it isnt little
Stewie! the voice said. Stewie jumped out of Lois arms and
stared at the man. Oh my God, said Stewie why the hell are
you wearing purple socks? I mean its hideous and Oh my God,
its Stu!

Whos
Stu? said Lois. Dont you remember the movie? God, I cant
believe you were even smart enough to read the script!

I
didnt know this would be real! said Peter. Mom, the evil
monkey is a robot now! Chris said whimpering.

The evil
robot monkey pointed at Chris while clenching his metal teeth.

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Family Guy Porn Story: Quagmires Story Chapter 2

Family Guy Porn Story: Quagmires Story Chapter 2

I have no claim to Rush
Hour 2. Play Boy Magazine, or Star Wars.

Quagmires Story Part II

Stewies Evil
Scheme

The letter from
Quagmire was received just a few days after he had sent it in the
mail. (Which is idiotic because he lives next door to her.) Stewie
read the letter after Lois had set it on the dinner table walking up
the stairs in disgust to wash off her hands after touching the
letter. The letter repulsed Stewie, but then an evil scheme popped
into his head.

So
our horny neighbor Quagmire wants to play a game of twister with Lois
kinky style. (If you know what I mean.) Well, I could either use his
knowledge to throw more crazy and wild sexy parties, or I could use
his Charm to have Lois suffer a faith worse than death.
Stewie laughed evilly.

Then
Chris came running through the kitchen screaming about an evil monkey
in his closet. Stewie shouted in an angry voice Chris shut up
about that damn monkey. You know what Im taking care of this right
now.

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Family Guy Porn Story: Part 2 Father, Daughter And Daughter’s Girlfriend Bonding

Family Guy Porn Story: Part 2 Father, Daughter And Daughter’s Girlfriend Bonding

 

The light snapped on and peter griffin jumped back from his bedroom window startled his bathrobe flying open as he spun around to see his daughter Meg standing in the door way staring at him.  “I thought you were asleep Meg”  he challenged.  His daughter Meg stood their framed in the doorway the light shining through her high school musical nightie showing off her ample breasts and boyish slim figure.  Meg stared at her fathers’ hard cock poking out between the edges of his robe like a flag pole it must have been at least nine inches long.

Her father quickly pulled the robe around himself trying to ignore how it tented out from his lap.  Closing her mouth which had dropped open at the sight of her dad’s aroused massive cock Meg smiled  “I was”  she replied.  “Then I woke up and couldn’t get back to sleep.  Neither could you i guess dad.”  “Just restless”  he said.  “Uh huh.  What were you looking at?”  she asked moving toward the window to have a look.  “You can’t see anything from there.”  “Don’t Meg!”  he yelped warning his daughter Meg away from the window but she was already standing beside him looking down at their neighbor’s house.

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Family Man Porno Story: Da Screw Chapter 2

Family Man Porno Story: Da Screw Chapter 2

Brian: Its different because someone rebuilt it!

(Shows Old Quohog and it looks like the future)

Peter: Wow, Im impressed!

Brian: Yeah, its so futuristic now!

Peter: No, I mean you really cant hold a Water Snake!

(Peters is playing with a Water Snake and keeps dropping it)

Peter: (Bends over and farts) Oh, there goes my back!!!!!

Lois: Then what was that farting sound?

(Everyone looks at Peter)

Peter: My back cracked, not my gas!

Stewie: It seems Ive made a poopie… (Pulls Lois hair) Hey, HEY YOU FILTHY
INFINTILE CROTCH-PHEASANT!!!! Ive made a doo-doo… I wish I went on you,
you red-haired wench…

Lois: Oh, Stewie, you stink!

Stewie: Youre the one who stinks you big-nosed devil!!!!!!!!!

Lois: Now where can I find a change table?

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FamilyGuy Porn Story: Deseperate Meg

FamilyGuy Porn Story: Deseperate Meg

Meg came home crying again.

“Oh honey, whats the problem?” asked Lois

“The other girls made fun of my fat ass and small boobs again. I hate myself. I’m hideous.”

 

“Honey, no, you just got to keep getting yourself out there, I think you’re beautiful. So beautiful…”

 

Really?

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FamilyGuy Porn Story: Dowries from his Majesty Part 1

FamilyGuy Porn Story: Dowries from his Majesty Part 1

In the quiet town of Quahog, the Griffin Family are having a family dinner. All except Peter, who is at the bar with his family.

Brian: You know Lois? I think this is your best pot roast yet. Why I could taste a dash of vinegar and…what is that? Paprika.

Lois: Why thank you Brian. And yes, I did add a little paprika. Stewie, stop playing with your food. You’re a growing boy. Don’t you want to grow up as strong and tall as your father.

Stewie: Oh yes. Those are fetching role models. I would definitely want to grow up to get married and have a mentally retarded son and a man of a daughter. Next thing you’d want me to do is join some random fraternity and go on a drinking binge every night with my pledge  brothers.

(Flash to a bar where Stewie is walking to greet a group of unknown guys)

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FamilyGuy Porno Story: Ravaging Meg (A Porno in Eight Gigs)

FamilyGuy Porno Story: Ravaging Meg (A Porno in Eight Gigs)


Scene One

Peg is in bed, blankets tossed aside, eyes closed, legs spread wide, working a long, thick dildo in and out of her very wet pussy. The wet, sliding sounds of the dildo mix with her soft moans. “Oh gawd, I wish I had a vibrator. Mom took it when I was at school this morning, the bitch!” Meg vigorously fingers her clit while the fat, fake cock stretches her young pussy and her small, round breasts, tipped with tiny erect nipples heave while she groans. “Oh Quagmire. I’m so glad you made me a woman last week, well three times a day everyday for the last week and a half anyway. Oh, I wish your cock was inside me!”

Scene Two

Chris’ bedroom. Our boy is under the covers looking at some girlie magazines. “Mr. Quagmire said these would make a man out of me or at least, make me wish I was a man. I wonder what Meg’s been doing going over there? Like three times everyday! He sure is a nice man to spend so much time with her and the other neighborhood girls.” Suddenly, Chris feels feelings he’s never had before. He can feel himself starting to sweat and his breath quicken. “What’s happening to me?” He can feel his cock stiffening. “Oh my god, what’s going on! This has never happened before! Am I going to die?!” His cock has grown to mammoth proportions. Large veined and thick. A true monster. “Aaaahhhhh! Someone help me!!!” He runs to Meg’s room.

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