Family Guy Porn Story: Family Guy Chapter 1

Family
Guy

By:
Will Fortner

Peter, get out of
the shower or youll miss breakfast. Lois called. Fine, I be
down in a minute, He yelled back. Gees, cant a man get a damn
shower. He thought to himself.

Peter got out of the
shower and got the towel. Then he hard and RIP. The he turned around
and his eyes got big. Ummmmm, Lois I ripped the towel. Peter
shouted. Damnit! Lois said to herself. Well, putt it in the trash
and Ill burn it later. She shouted back.

Peter went into
their bedroom and got dressed and went down to eat. Every thing was
normal. Chris hiding from his monkey, Meg looking at Brad Pitt and
Johnny Dep and Stewie planning a way to get rid of Lois. Peter sat
down and look at something in the article. Hey listen to this Brad
Pitt is gay (He is not gay ok). Then Meg started to cry and went up
stairs. Gees, what the hell is her problem? Peter said.

Stewie got his straw
and shot four poison darts at Lois. She opened cabinet door and the
darts missed. Blast! Stewie shouted, and then putt the straw
back in his cup. Hey Lois look at this theres a new rock a bye
baby at the store. Peter said with excitement. No honey, Stewie
is fine with the one he has. Lois replied. Ok, well I am off to
work now and so peter took off from home and went to work.

Peter arrived at
work. Hey peter. Everybody said at once. Hey. Peter
replied to everyone. So peter got to work, about 10 hours later it
was time to go home. Bye everyone. Peter said and left for
home. When peter got home he went into the living room and sat down
watching TV. Then Bryan came in the room and sat down and watched TV
with him. They sat there for the rest of the day. Then everyone went
to bed.