Family Guy Porn Story: Four Girls and a Warp Hole Chapter 2

Another chapter. Boy
this is getting really hard trying to keep up. Even though skool
hasnt started yet, its kinda difficult keeping on task. And Im
sick of typing. I have a life too ya know! Well actually no I dont
so thats why Im writing these stories for you ppl to read. You
better read them.

Stewie: -holds up mind
control ray to audience-

Becki: I thought you
got rid of that thing. shrugs shoulders- o well

Stewie: Read the damn
story and then get on w/ ur pathetic lives soon to be ruled by me!
-evil laugh-

Becki:..Okay ignore
everything he said except about reading the story. Enjoy!

Who the hell are
you? Peter asked.

Becki stood up and
noticed she was on a boat. Im Rebecca Aarti Nalini Sookdeo. But
you can call me Becki she said taking a deep breath.

Ok, he said. Im
fishing with the guys right now where did you say you were
from?

Im from plant
Zur-I mean earth, New York the 3rd dimension, she said.
Almost blew my cover, she thought.

Oh, Peter started.
Well this is the 2-dimension world. Think you can handle its
awesomeness, Peter said a little cocky.

Um, duh, Becki
replied. Arent you Peter from that Family Guy show, she asked.

Yep, sure am, he
said.

I wonder what
happened to the others, Becki thought.

So, becki.um do
ya wanna beer?

Im only 13.

All the more reason
to drink, Peter exclaimed as handed her a beer.

She gupled down the
drink within seconds. You drank that beer pretty fast. Peter said.
Yeah, sureI drank it..Hey, Becki started.

You wanna
have a drinking contest? Awesomeness! Peter said.

Ready, set, go,
Peter said. And with that they started drinking (Becki didnt
really drink; its nasty) like hog monkeys falling out of the sky.
So eventually they did fall out of the sky.

Ahhhhhhhhhh, Nat
screamed as she ran out of the house.

Come back here,
babe, Quagmire said. Gigidy, gigidy, gigidy, gigidy. Oh yeah

Stewie, do you want
some lemonade, Meg asked.

I could use a
refreshment, Stewie began. But make sure you put more evilness into
it. I think I finally have a plan to rule the world and I need
motivation! He cried.

Meg walked into the
house ignoring Stewies comment.

Now I finally have
that monster of a weather machine fixed, Stewie said beaming with
pride. Lets go over the plan again, Stewie said to Rupert his
teddy bear. We will create a huge snowstorm and demand that the
government officials give us sixty million dollars or well create
another Age Ice, Stewie said triumpatly, picking Rupert up. This
is our most inginious plan yet! Then he began to laugh manically,
while rubbing his hands together.

Out the sky Toni landed
on the weather machine and broke it.

What the duce,
Stewie began. Blast you adults! Always foiling my inginous
unsupervised plans!

Um, Im a
teenager, Toni said plainly.

Oh , well that
changes everything, Stewie remarked smartly.

Im not that
stupid to not understand your so called smart and sarcastic
remarks, Toni snaped back, with a smirk.

I see, I see. I
usually dont do this but would you like to help me in world
conquest?

I have to check with
my lawyer, Toni replied.

Out of nowhere a lawyer
wearing a Metallica t-shirt and baggy pants comes up to them. I
need you to sign here, here, here, and here, he said, as he
pointed to the where Stewie had to sign the document. So Stewie
signed and said, I thought you were a lawyer. I am, he said.
Then what the devil are you wearing, Stewie exclaimed.

Look little dude. I
just came from a Metallica concert, the lawyer replied.

Awesome, Toni
replied and made the Rock sign. Rock on dude, rock on.

Then he left and Stewie
sighed.

Well now that thats
delt with, what do you want to do? He questioned.

I say, do you have a
map of Europe, Toni asked with an English accent.

Of course I do. What
kind of person going after world conquest would I be if I didnt
have any.

Just then Meg walked
outside. Whos your new friend, she asked.

None of your bloody
business, Meg,Stewie snapped back.

Screw you to hell
too, Meg stated plainly. Mom wants you in for lunch, she said and
walked inside.

Stewie and Toni
followed her. Hi Stewie, Lois said. Whos your friend?

Um, well, you see

Im his new
babysitter, Toni said just in the nick of time.

Oh, good. You
finally came, Lois replied with joy in her voice. How old are you,
she asked.

Old enough, Toni
said.

Good enough for me,
She said. Meg grab your bag, were going shopping!

And with that Lios
grabbed Meg and ran to the car.

Where do you think
theyre going, Toni asked, obviously confused.

To the mall, Stewie
answered. The old woman hasnt been out of the house in a while to
do her girly stuff. So Im guessing shell take advantage
of me being your babysitter, Toni asked. Yep. So, do you have a
ray gun, she asked. Only the best one in the tri-state area, Stewie
answered. You know it took me only 8 seconds to aquire it.

Stewie was in a gun
store with peter and he snuck off to the back. He started to look
around for the perfect gun.

Baretta, no.
Machine, no. Tom Booths, nope. Aha! You little devil, I finally
found you! A ray gun.

E N D O F F L A S H B A C K

I see, Toni said.
Can we check it out?

Why?

We can kill innocent
people from the roof top so no one can notice us.

I really do like the
way you think

Then they went up to
Stewies room to find that blasted ray gun.

Brian walked in and saw
Steph sitting in a chair.

Who the hell are
you? He asked.

Im Steph, she
said. Got a prob?

Nope, not at all. Do
you smoke?

Dude, Im
thirteen. But Ive always wantd to try alcohol.

Brian walked up to a
cabinet and pulled out a bottle. Awesome, Steph said knowing what
it was. I thought you said you dont drink, Brain said
confused. I dont. I just think its awesome how youre
gonna give alcohol to a minor, Steph said pointing to the bottle.

5 hours later.

Do you think I
should have given that much? Brian asked.

Im..:hiccup:jus
fine:hiccup:..

Yeah… Brian
leaves the room and goes outside.

Becki enters the house
with Peter from the kitchen.

My gosh, hes
heavy, she said. Becki threw him on the floor.

Steph! What the
hell?

I had rasberry vodka
:hicup:. Its was damn good.

Okay. Ill be
upstairs.

So what do you think
about my ray gun? Stewie asked.

Its okay. But not
as good as my machine gun, Toni said.

Becki walked into their
sight. Tonay! Sup, Becki said.

We shot innocent
people from the roof, with Stewies ray gun, she said.

How many times have
I told you not to shoot people without me? She sighed.

Im sorry.

Oh well, Im over
it.

Okay.

Are there more of
you people? Stewie asked.

Yeah, Becki said.
Two more.

Okay, okay.

Why do you ask, Toni
asked still having a Britsh accent.

I have to make
calculations if 5 people are going to take over the world.

Oh, okay.

Stewie walked into his
room and the girls went downstairs. Wheres Steph? Toni
asked.

Oh, hehehehe. Shes
in the kitchen.

Hah! I fooled you.
You thought I was drunk, Steph said. Toni and Becki sat down at the
table and looked at Steph like nothing ever happended.

Wheres Nat.
Just then she ran into the back door.

Ill get it, Steph
said. She opened the door and Nat fell onto the floor. Twigy! Its
the evil twig. Hes after meeeee, She cried and said down at the
table.

Have you lost your
mind? Becki asked.

No I sold it on
ebay. You know they have really nice stuff there.

Silence

You meant that
stupid twig, I threw into the street, Becki said.

Yeah.

And got run over by
a hummer?

Yep.

Right

Toni, Steph, and Becki
got up and were going to the living room.

Hey. Where ya going?
Nat asked.

Oh, you just stay
there. Well be back with something nice for you.” Steph said.

In a flash they came
back. Toni held Nats arms, while Steph gagged her. And Becki taped
her to the chair. There we go, she said dusting her hands.

You better hope the
Griffens come home soon, Toni said.

They all left and went
to watch T.V. in the living room.

C ya!

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( )( ) Sachi