Family Guy Porn Story: Family Guy Chapter 1
Family
Guy
By:
Will Fortner
Peter, get out of
the shower or youll miss breakfast. Lois called. Fine, I be
down in a minute, He yelled back. Gees, cant a man get a damn
shower. He thought to himself.
Peter got out of the
shower and got the towel. Then he hard and RIP. The he turned around
and his eyes got big. Ummmmm, Lois I ripped the towel. Peter
shouted. Damnit! Lois said to herself. Well, putt it in the trash
and Ill burn it later. She shouted back.
Peter went into
their bedroom and got dressed and went down to eat. Every thing was
normal. Chris hiding from his monkey, Meg looking at Brad Pitt and
Johnny Dep and Stewie planning a way to get rid of Lois. Peter sat
down and look at something in the article. Hey listen to this Brad
Pitt is gay (He is not gay ok). Then Meg started to cry and went up
stairs. Gees, what the hell is her problem? Peter said.