In the quiet town of Quahog, the Griffin Family are having a family dinner. All except Peter, who is at the bar with his family.
Brian: You know Lois? I think this is your best pot roast yet. Why I could taste a dash of vinegar and…what is that? Paprika.
Lois: Why thank you Brian. And yes, I did add a little paprika. Stewie, stop playing with your food. You’re a growing boy. Don’t you want to grow up as strong and tall as your father.
Stewie: Oh yes. Those are fetching role models. I would definitely want to grow up to get married and have a mentally retarded son and a man of a daughter. Next thing you’d want me to do is join some random fraternity and go on a drinking binge every night with my pledge brothers.
(Flash to a bar where Stewie is walking to greet a group of unknown guys)