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Family Guy Porn Story: Da Bang Chapter 1

Family Guy Porn Story: Da Bang Chapter 1

Disclaimer: I dont own Family Guy…. But I do own this story, so for this
period of time I will be in control… MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! Ahem, Enjoy….

Part 1: After New Quohog

(Scene: The beginning of The Outer Limits)
Me: Do not try to adjust your computer screen,
(Shows Zombie Stewie)
Me: I am typing the words correctly… Right? Am I???!!! WHY WONT YOU ANSWER
ME???????!!!!!!!!!!!
(Peters skeleton comes)
Peter: Youre more annoying than Randy Newman, JUST SHUT THE HELL UP AND
GET ON WITH THE SHOW ALREADY!!!!! We get paid! But, I dont mean like get
it on with the tape…
Me: I dont get paid for writing this, and youre not getting paid either…
This is The Fatter Limits! (I stick out my tongue)
Peter: HEY! (Runs over trying to punch me)
(I kill him, although hes already dead)
Me: Just roll the tape!

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Family Man Porno Story: Da Screw Chapter 2

Family Man Porno Story: Da Screw Chapter 2

Brian: Its different because someone rebuilt it!

(Shows Old Quohog and it looks like the future)

Peter: Wow, Im impressed!

Brian: Yeah, its so futuristic now!

Peter: No, I mean you really cant hold a Water Snake!

(Peters is playing with a Water Snake and keeps dropping it)

Peter: (Bends over and farts) Oh, there goes my back!!!!!

Lois: Then what was that farting sound?

(Everyone looks at Peter)

Peter: My back cracked, not my gas!

Stewie: It seems Ive made a poopie… (Pulls Lois hair) Hey, HEY YOU FILTHY
INFINTILE CROTCH-PHEASANT!!!! Ive made a doo-doo… I wish I went on you,
you red-haired wench…

Lois: Oh, Stewie, you stink!

Stewie: Youre the one who stinks you big-nosed devil!!!!!!!!!

Lois: Now where can I find a change table?

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Family Dude Pornography Story: Quagmires Story Chapter 1

Family Dude Pornography Story: Quagmires Story Chapter 1

Dear Lois,

Gigity, gigity,
gigity, gigity, gigity, gigity, gigity. Alright! Hey Lois is Meg
eighteen yet? Alright! Gigity, gigity, gigity, gigity, gigity,
gigity, gigity Has Chris turned into a woman yet if so there more
cushion for the pushin. I think he is because I hear him scream about
some stupid evil monkey. Alright! Gigity, gigity, gigity, gigity,
gigity, gigity Hey did you tell Peter about us two doing it last
night, or was that a man. Alright! Gigity, gigity, gigity, gigity,
gigity, gigity, gigity Hey does Brian have anymore crack? Heh,
heh. I need some for my crack addicted whore. Alright! Gigity,
gigity, gigity, gigity, gigity, gigity, gigity Alright! And is it
just me or can anyone else hear that baby talk about killing you?
Alright? Gigity, gigity, gigity, gigity, gigity, gigity, gigity I
love your rack. OWW!

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Family Guy Porn Story: Lois and Chris Bonding

Family Guy Porn Story: Lois and Chris Bonding

Lois griffin was putting some clothes away in the linen closet when she heard moaning coming from her son Chris’s room. Some what worried she quickly walked over to his half open door and looked in on him. Her eyes widened in shock as she saw her son lying on his bed stark naked rapidly stroking his massive thick cock. Lois burst into the room “CHRIS what the hell do you think you’re doing?!?” “Mom!” Lois walked over to her son’s bed ending up standing over him while he continued stroking his thick cock. “Well Chris? Explain this to me!”

Chris looked up at his mom still casually stroking his massive cock. Chris admired his mothers breasts which jutted out above him. He had intentionally left his door open hoping she would catch him stroking his massive dick. Ever since his night with his older sister meg he could not stop thinking about sex. More and more his thoughts had turned to his sexy mother. Chris could still remember the day he had walked in on her getting out of the shower wet and looking sexy, this image went through Chris’s mind as he looked up at his mother.

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Less taunting and more plowing – this is Lois Griffin’s fresh motto!

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Hentai Picture: Less taunting and more plowing – this is Lois Griffin’s fresh motto!
Lois Griffin exercises her fellow May-games and encourages him to lose innocence finally. Family Guy girls are some well-known fuck dealers at riding full speed on male jing-jangs, bringing both them and themselves cum-drenched finales! Let’s follow the lead of a hooker from Family Guy who is getting banged right on the floor after making purchases a few seconds away.

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Lois Griffin love wear wonderful black dress

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Hentai Picture: Lois Griffin love wear wonderful black dress
We have quite a number of the hottest coitus and oral scenes featuring Family Guy girls who wish their pretty fresh cunts being mercilessly fucked and slobbered… Sex-starved Lois Griffin getting fucked in the ass and taking a portion of sticky sperm right between her tiny pink pussy lips… Beware because this Family Guy thing is much more skillful than you could have ever expected it to be: the most experienced studs with huge tools pull sexiest girls on their massive cocks here…

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Lois Griffin likes to suspend out at the back door… notably on thick dark-hued weenie like this one!

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Hentai Picture: Lois Griffin likes to suspend out at the back door… notably on thick dark-hued weenie like this one!
A very unusual rendition of Family Guy frenzy where the hottest characters get in various sex situation. Lascivious Lois Griffin in wig, panties and stockings spreads her snatch for some schlong and opens her mouth for hot cum… A hottie from Family Guy sandwiched between a couple of huge pussy-diggers that have her face dumped with warm and sticky jizz.

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Family Guy Porn Story: Ask Any Character From Family Guy Chapter 5

Family Guy Porn Story: Ask Any Character From Family Guy Chapter 5

Meg,
between peter and Connie D’Amico which one would you kill

MEG:
Peter or Connie. Uhh. I dont care. Theyre both as bad as each
other. You decide. (tears start welling up in her eyes) Oh wait. I
dont have any friends.

Brian, if you could would you steal
Lois from Peter

BRIAN:
I have married Lois once before, but then Peter came back and being
the true friend I am, I gave him back his wife. Im true, and
loyal, and it hurts me to see my best friend suffer (even though hes
hurt me a million times).

Patrick,
are you still going to kill Peter

PATRICK:
All Fat men should die!

Francis
griffin, do you hate you son Peter?

FRANCIS:
How you talking too me? Im dead for goodness sake! Gone! Deceased!
But, yes, I do hate my son Peter.

Carter, do you hate your
wife?

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